Player profile - on Wimborne's Stewart Kearn
on 20/09/06 by Andy Starmore
Pitchside recently caught up with Wimborne Town's giant shot stopper Stewart Kearn for a few light hearted questions.

Here's how the conversation transpired:

What do you prefer?

1) Tea or coffee – coffee

2) Beer or lager - lager

3) Beans on toast, pasta, Chinese or Indian - Indian

4) Lampard or Gerard - Gerard

5) McClaren or Eriksson - McClaren

6) Peter Crouch or Ronaldinho - Ronaldinho

7) Gary Lineker or Matt Smith – Gary Lineker

8) Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue, Charlotte Church or Jennifer Lopez – Kate Moss

9) Big Brother or I’m a celebrity get me out of here - Celebrity

10) Dr Who or Star Trek – Dr Who

11) Peter Kay, Johnny Vegas or Lee Evans – Peter Kay

12) McDonalds, Burger King or KFC - McDonalds

13) Blondes, Brunettes or Red heads – it’s got to be brunettes (the wife is a brunette!)

14) Cats, Dogs or Goldfish - Goldfish

15) Sheppards pie or Lamb roast – Lamb roast

16) Jerry Springer or Trisha - Springer

17) George Bush, Tony Blair or Lionel Blair – Lionel Blair

18) Winning the Ashes or winning the Rugby World Cup - Ashes

19) The Lake District, Ibiza, the Scottish Highlands or Turkey - Lakes

20) A week on a tropical island with your partner or a week with the lads in Teneriffe – Teneriffe (still keeping the wife happy!)

21) Coldplay, Michael Jackson, The Beatles or U2 – U2

22) Michael Parkinson or Alan Partridge - Parky

23) Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Holyoaks or Eastenders – all of them, they’re brilliant

24) Best football coverage – Sky, BBC or ITV - Sky

25) Milk chocolate or plain chocolate - milk

26) Daily Telegraph or The Sun - Telegraph

Boots

1) What make do you wear - Adidas

2) What boot size do you take - 11

3) When was the last time you bought a pair – beginning of the season

And finally

1) Marmite – do you love it or hate it – love it

2) Who would be your four ideal guests for dinner – Bobby Moore, Einstein, Clint Eastwood, Sharon Stone (but she’s blonde!)

3) Name two people who you would never invite to dinner – Dame Edna Everidge - never ever would she/he come near my house - and Johnny Depp because my wife would be all over him!

4) Do you have any suggestions to improve Pitchside – Blimey, no. To be honest I think it’s alright. I would say more photos but there’s only so many games you can get to. It’s very good to be honest and I’m glad it’s up and running again.